Something Completely Different

[ivydoor]

Okay, to prove I'm not all doom-n-gloom, I'm going to recreate a "conversation" I had with my friend via email and phone last night. It revolves around a long standing argument we've been having. Keep in mind this is all in good fun and something we do regularly to blow off steam.

Here it goes: (some links open in a new window, some don't)

ME: (email) I just don't know how you can say this is not hot!!! Are you serious??
(Picture inserted in email)
I mean come on...*guh*..sexy scruffy... *dies* You are outta your mind.

HER: (email) (Replies with image reflecting her opinion of said hottie)

ME: (email) (Image reflecting my opinion of her poor judgment and/or eyesight)

HER: (email) You know what you're right, such a prince of fashion he is. What could I possibly find unattractive?
(attached image that was supposed to be derogatory, but isn't really)

ME: (email) Yeah, well, you know traditionally there's nothing worn underneath there.
(inserts picture that's so very, very wrong yet so very appropriate)
~~~
ME: (calls her) You do realize this means war and I will take no prisoners. There shall be much carnage.

HER: (laughing) Yeah, yeah. Just wait and see what I can dig up on your gay little geek.

ME: (emails again while still on phone) (inserts picture that gives her a chance to rethink her cunning plan)

He is SO not gay.

HER: Oh yes he is and I'm gonna prove it.

ME: Oh, it is on. (hangs up phone and readies the weapons of war. Google and her fandoms: Smallville & CSI...In particular the guys who play Lex Luthor and Nick Stokes)

HER: (email response to the puppy) Whatever... I still think he should come out of the closet......
(insert adorkble picture)

ME: WTHell is up with the Munsters look here???

And someone need to warn his ear bout the encroaching eyebrow.....
(not a stellar start to the war campaign, but I was busy arming myself)

HER: Girly Man

ME: YMCA

HER: Oh no, they're on to me.....

ME: Faaaaabulous

HER: (teeny tiny pic, god knows where she found it)

ME: Who knew...Hottie Lex was a gay republican???

HER: .....

ME: (I've now hit the mother load) Is it Lex....or Lexie????  (there were about five more images similar to this)

ME: Oh yes, very girlie...

HER: (links to cheesy fan vid)

ME: Nice Mama's Boy hair...

HER: (Finally!! she finds the FNP video. I was beginning to think she would never get to it)

ME: The Ultimate Trump Card

ME: (calls her) Hehe. I win.

HER: No you do not. (checks mail) AAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME: I win.