Meme whoring

[ivydoor]

Snagged from honorh :

Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1. The Doctor (10) - Doctor Who
2. Hiro Nakamura - Heroes
3. Rose Tyler - Doctor Who
4. Mickey Smith - Doctor Who
5. Atia - Rome
6. Mr. Bennett - Heroes
7. Matt Parkman - Heroes
8. Jackie Tyler - Doctor Who
9. Octavian - Rome
10 Claire Bennett - Heroes
11. Eirene - Rome
12. Captain Jack Harkness - Doctor Who



1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Mr. Bennett/Eirene)? Do you want to?

Heh. Unless Hiro was involved in it somehow, I just don't see it happening. LOL

2. Do you think Four (Mickey Smith) is hot? How hot?

Meh. So-so.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Captain Jack) got Eight (Jackie Tyler) pregnant?

DO NOT WANT. (Although Jack probably wouldn't turn her down...)

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Octavian)?

Er, I don't see a lot of Rome fic.

5. Would Two (Hiro) and Six (Mr. Bennett) make a good couple?

Again: DO NOT WANT. As a team? sure...But Hiro already has a boyfriend...j/k.

6. Five/Nine (Atia/Octavian) or Five/Ten (Atia/Claire Bennett)? Why?

I'd buy Atia/Claire before Atia/Octavian. That's just...squicky.

7. What would happen if Seven (Matt Parkman) walked in on Two (Hiro) and Twelve (Captain Jack) having sex?

He'd probably turn around and walk back out and never mention it again.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Rose Tyler/Claire Bennett) fic.

Working for Torchwood, Rose Tyler begins to investigate individuals displaying unusual abilities. Following the trail of a girl who spontaneously heals to America, she encounters trouble with a competing agency. (er, not that good, but I'd love to see more of Torchwood!Rose in Heroes fics)

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (10/Jackie Tyler) fluff?

Oh god, I've seen some funny ones out there. Can't find any to rec right now, but Ten & Jackie play off of each other so well.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Matt Parkman/Captain Jack) hurt/comfort fic.

Heh. Ummm... "Is that retcon in your pocket or am I just picking up your fantasies?"

Hell, I'd read it.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Mickey Smith) to deflower One (Ten)?

Dear gods, I pray I never find out.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Matt Parkman) slash?

Not that I know of, but I don't see a lot of Heroes fic so I don't know what's out there.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Rose Tyler) het?

I'm betting the whole damn lot of them do. *eyes flist*

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Eriene)?

Sadly, no one I know.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Hiro/Mickey/Atia)?

Ha! Now that's a hell of an idea. And totally plausible since Hiro is involved in this one.

16. What might Ten (Claire) scream at a moment of great passion?

No clue. I'm betting it wouldn't be "Ow!" though.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Jackie Tyler), which song would you choose?

Ooo. I'm going to cheat a bit. I think this one came off of kalleah's fic soundtrack. "How You've Grown" by 10,000 Maniacs. I haven't heard a better fitting song for her.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Ten/Bennett/Capt Jack) fic, what would the warnings be?

Warning: Massive egos abound.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Hiro) to use on Ten (Claire)?

"Did I mention I can travel in time?" (Hee!)

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Atia)?

Second side of never.

21. What is Six's (Bennett) super-sekrit kink?

The dog watches.

22. Would Eleven (Eriene) shag Nine (Octavian)? Drunk or sober?

Eh, don't know. That's quite a power imbalance there. I think Eriene would do as she's told, but wouldn't enjoy it.

23. If Three (Rose) and Seven (Parkman) get together, who tops?

Rose. Definitely.

24. "One (Ten) and Nine (Octavian) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Octavian) suddenly runs off with Four (Mickey Smith). One (Ten), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Eriene) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Capt. Jack), then follows the wise advice of Five (Atia) and finds true love with Three (Rose)."

Somehow, that train wreck ended up perfectly. It's like watching a whale do a gymnastics routine then score a perfect landing.

25. What title would you give this fic?

Mad Libs Gone Wrong <--- keeping honorh's answer

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Jackie Tyler/Matt Parkman) was canon?

I'd feel bad for Howard.

Comments

[irishlullaby.livejournal.com]

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Jackie Tyler/Matt Parkman) was canon?

I'd feel bad for Howard.




hahahahahaha. Even funnier was how #24 worked out.

[misssara11.livejournal.com]

So, in an effort to be non-effiecitent at work, I did this too. As for your answers:
I'd buy Atia/Claire before Atia/Octavian. That's just...squicky.

Squicky it may be but Octavian did sleep with his sister....

I'm betting the whole damn lot of them do. *eyes flist*

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

Squicky it may be but Octavian did sleep with his sister....

True, but then Atia bitchslapped the hell outta him for it.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Don't try to pull that innocent act on me, missy.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

Right?! I swear on the TARDIS I did not read the questions before listing the characters. That one is serendipity, I tell ya. Maybe it's a sign. LOL

[honorh.livejournal.com]

#3--Rose would smack the immortality right outta him, I'm telling you . . .

#24--Your "whale doing gymnastics" analogy somehow works perfectly. Though I'd say the hot one-night stand would belong to Jack rather than the unhappy affair, but otherwise, it ends perfectly.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

#3--Rose would smack the immortality right outta him, I'm telling you

Oh god, I feel the burn of crack!fic forming in the back of my brain.

Though I'd say the hot one-night stand would belong to Jack rather than the unhappy affair, but otherwise, it ends perfectly.

I know! That was the only out of place arrangement of the whole thing. It totally cracked me up.

[jedi_of_urth]

I'm completely amazed at how your #24 worked out, when I stole this mine did not come out at all, although I did invent several interesting pairings throughout the questions.

#13 I'm betting the whole damn lot of them do. *eyes flist*

Um...I'll be over here...what am I reading you ask?...um

#19 "Did I mention I can travel in time?" (Hee!)

Hee indeed.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

I'm completely amazed at how your #24 worked out, when I stole this mine did not come out at all, although I did invent several interesting pairings throughout the questions.

LOL Yeah, me too. I had to work through it a second time just to make sure I did it right.

And I'm actually considering jumping on the Hiro/Claire ship.

Um...I'll be over here...what am I reading you ask?...um

Heh.

Hee indeed.

Ha! And you know, with him being the geek that he is, he must watch Doctor Who. Although, he's cute enough to not need a pick up line.