Fuck you and your entitlement to the English language.

[ivydoor]

Guess what? When you use the word "retarded" in a fic title when a character isn't ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED?

YOU MIGHT BE A JACKASS.

JUST SAYIN'.

Any use of that word that lessens it's ACTUAL MEDICAL FUCKING DEFINITION is derogatory. I don't give a shit about it's synonyms. If you are using it's synonyms as a reason to use THAT WORD then, guess what? YOU CAN USE THE FUCKING SYNONYMS IN YOUR FIC &/OR TITLE.

IT'S REALLY EASY. WATCH:

Repressed

SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS? AAAAMAAAAAZING.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL.

Don't fuck with me after I've been battling Walmart on a Saturday afternoon. LOL

(PS- SEE, LOOK, I CAN MAKE PUT-UPON OPEN POSTS ABOUT FANDOM TOO. TRANSLATION: THIS IS A RARE UNLOCKED POST.)

Comments

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

Ah, I didn't realise it was used like that.

I am impressed with your keeping your cool. I dislike arguing on the internet.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

LOL I'm actually still pretty hot under the collar. Enough to be completely blowing off other responsibilities right now. I need to find my zen or I'm likely to put things away and not find them when I need them. XD

I hate arguing over the internet, but the responses you got were so mindblowingly and willfully obtuse, I had to.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

*Pats you* OK, then, sounding like you are pretty calm. I AM IMPRESSED. Also, blowing off responsibilities is a great way to spend the time. Unless you have... like... a carpet than needs beating (does anyone beat carpets any more? XD). That could be great for the return of zen.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

BRB. BEATING CARPETS. XD

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

VACUUM CLEANERS ARE SO PASSÉE.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC.

I swear, you really don't know what I just went upstairs to find what my child had just stepped in and tracked all over his sister's carpet.

Suffice it to say, the dog is in trouble right now.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

*SNORTS*

I'M SORRY, BB. NEXT TIME I WILL TALK ABOUT FREE CHOCOLATE FLYING THROUGH YOUR WINDOW.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

YES, THAT WOULD BE PREFERABLE.