Well... DAMN.

[ivydoor]

snagged from irishlullaby

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I punched jesidres in the arm (-10 points). In July I turned kalleah in for farting in church (3 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1076 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, ivydoor

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